i advise you to jack-off and keep those cheeks between your teeth
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starting in seventh grade
i’d suck my cheeks in
while walking the halls
between class.
the idea came to me
watching
the cosby show,
mrs huckstable
said she’d done it
in high school
to get a prom date.
i figured it might make me look
more appealing
and help me
put the machine-gun
between my legs
to practical use.
of course
i already stared at the floors
while walking the halls
between class,
so sucking in my cheeks
only made me look like an anorexic
taciturn
jackass.
what the girls want
i found out years later
is for you to smile
and take your hands
off the wheel.
when you do
they’ll come around – –
one of them
whistling marriage
like a willing
oedipal
mother
until you acquiesce
and then
i promise you brother
she carves you out
like a cheap
roadside
pumpkin.
true. well said.