The Evil Things Plaguing Us
I pour too much non-dairy creamer
in my coffee,
making it colder
than I like it.
I could microwave it,
but, for some reason,
I don’t like microwaved coffee.
I used to use half and half,
or milk, but I have mostly
stopped using them, as people
have told me that milk is
Do you know that this summer
people are not being allowed
to swim in many of our oceans
because the oceans are polluted
and you would die to swim with
Mickey Mouse has lung cancer
from smoking Camel cigarettes.
Daffy Duck has had a breast
Superman stays inside most of
the time; he can’t deal with
the record breaking heat that
is hitting us this summer,
so I guess I could drink milk
and half and half in my coffee;
they seem to be the least of
the evil things plaguing us.
“I’ll pour my eyes full of Visine and smile all day”
I don’t know what she was thinking.
We were planning to go have breakfast,
this morning, and do some shopping,
but then I got an email from her
telling me that she got no sleep last night,
an occurrence that happens to her, semi-regularly.
“I’ll pour my eyes full of Visine and smile all day,”
she said, in the email, making me feel
as if I was some sort of evil monster
who would keep here awake,
just so I could have fried eggs over medium well,
wheat toast, and hash browns smathered, tattered,
whooped and whammy-ed.
Anyway, she is happy that she can sleep
all day, and I have eggs in the refrigerator,
so all is well in paradise!!
catholic tits desiring
not a caress a lick
that leads to fornication
catholic tits that make no
mention of the word love,
husband husband husband.
somebody else s rules and
regulations for your body
for your mind must be met
catholic tits seeking wanting yearning
catholic tits laying home alone in bed
Mikel K is a father, a walker of the dogs, a cleaner of the cat litter
box, and a feeder of his turtles. He was once voted twice spoken word
performer of the year, for his work with The Mikel K Band on the band’s
“Sober” and “Don’t Say Hate,” cd’s. (www.myspace.com/mikelkband)
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